The Adventures of Roy Mustang: Sex Ed Teacher - Overall NC-17. Yaoi. Humor, Angst, Fluff, Plot. RoyxEd. Alchemy, the military and hormones; not a good mix in anyone's book. Especially not for teenage, height-challanged boys packing enough firepower in a single clap of their hands to level a city block. Throw an unexpected crush into the mix and stand back to watch the fireworks. The story takes you on the foibles and pitfalls of one of the most unexpected journeys in the colonel's life -- falling in love.
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Better Living Through Alchemy - Sequel to The Adventures of Roy Mustang: Sex Ed Teacher - Overall NC-17. Yaoi. Humor, Angst, Fluff, Plot. What happens after the Happily Ever After? Roy and Ed continue their lives in a world they seek to reshape. Various Pairings. Al/Riza, Havoc/OC.
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Life After Truth Sequel to The Adventures of Roy Mustang: Sex Ed Teacher and Better Living Through Alchemy. NC-17, Yaoi. Humor. Drama. Roy/Ed, Al/Riza, Havoc/OC. Ambition takes many forms in life.
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Coup D'etat of Adolescence R. RoyxEd. Yaoi. Entrant in steelandsparks contest. My theme was Proving His Independence and I was on Team Fluff. The 'Long Lost Sex Ed' Chapter. Ed deals with hormones and cannonballs.
Busy Signal. NC-17. RoyxEd. Yaoi. PhoneBooth Sex. PWP all the way. Written for midnightbanshee's birthday.
Advancement NC-17. RoyxEd. Yaoi. Ed is feeling his oats, the Colonel is there to provide. Written for brinylon's birthday.
The Art of Camouflage NC-17. RoyxEd. Yaoi. Food or sex, it's a tough question.
The Quick and the Fed NC-17. RoyxEd. Yaoi. The Best Quickie Ever.
Predation. NC-17 SHOTA WARNING. Yaoi. RoyxEd. Illo by hime1999. "Yeah, so I hear the best way to get anything out of you is by going through your pants," the boy said evenly. "I want you to know, I'm good with that. I can make that work for both of us."
Reparation. NC-17 SHOTA WARNING. Yaoi. RoyxEd. Illo by hime1999. Sequel to Predation. "Equivalent exchange is a bitch, isn't it?" the Colonel said with a smirk that made Edward want to leap across the desk and force feed his own nose.
Survey. NC-17. Yaoi. EdxRoy. Short Answers Please.
As the Ruins Fall. PG-13. Yaoi. RoyxEd. Just give in already.
Rebuild. PG-13. Yaoi. RoyxEd. Part 2 of As the Ruins Fall. Ed muses on just what he wants from a relationship...and how to go about it in the first place.
Readjust. PG-13. Yaoi. RoyxEd. Part 3 of As the Ruins Fall. Al comes to give his blessings.
Relativity. NC-17. Yaoi. RoyxEd. Part 4 of As the Ruins Fall. What it comes down to in the end.
Candor. PG-13. Yaoi. RoyxEd. The truth hurts.
Veracity. PG-13. Yaoi. RoyxEd. You can never go home again. Part Two of Candor.
Unreserved. PG-13. Yaoi. RoyxEd. Tough Love. Part Three of Candor.
Undaunted. PG-13. Yaoi. RoyxEd. Pick yourself up. Part Four and finale of Candor.
Hereafter. PG-13. Yaoi. RoyxEd. Part Five of Candor. Five years later and Ed has a life.
Hereafter Part 2. PG-13. Yaoi. RoyxEd. Part 6 of Candor. Ed continues to have a life.
Hereafter Part 3. PG-13. Yaoi. RoyxEd. Part 7 of Candor. New additons and complications.
Hereafter Part 4. PG-13. Yaoi. RoyxEd. Part 8 of Candor. You can't always have what you want.
Hereafter Part 5. PG-13. Yaoi. RoyxEd. Part 9 of Candor. Around it comes.
Hereafter Part 6. PG-13. Yaoi. RoyxEd. Part 10 of Candor. There is no surrender.
Hereafter Part 7. NC-17. Yaoi. RoyxEd. Part 11 of Candor. Final Super Special Bonus Smut Chapter. Biological urges reveal that the truth still hurts.
Self Stimulation NC-17. Anime!EdxManga!Ed. Yaoi. Illo by hime1999 PWP all the way. The two genres meet.
Flame vs. Fullmetal - Revisited. PG. Gen. Genderswitch. Illos by hime1999. Female!Ed and Female!Roy square off on the battlefield. Who is cattier?
Never Alone. NC-17. RoyxEdxAl. Yaoi. The brothers are reuinted and find out they've shared a common theme. Who gets the spoils?
Wither. NC-17. Het. EdxGracia. Written for fma_fuh_q. “I have to make up somehow,” he said quietly, “for everything.”
Ed x Kitten OTP. G. Implied Yaoi. Illo by hime1999. Ed names a kitten.
Inner Rapacity. NC-17. Yaoi. GreedlingxGreed. Written for fma_fuh_q. It's all in your head.
Scorecard. PG. AlxRiza. Being human again makes Al realize there is a lot he's missing out on.
Good Intentions. NC-17. Yaoi. Havoc x Ed. “It's ok, boss,” Havoc said. “I think good is different for everyone because we're all different, right? It can't be the same for everybody. You make your own good, ok?”
Untitled. Al and Winry and just an angsty AU drabble. Pretty old! velvet_mace found it for me! <3
Lesser Evils. NC-17. Yaoi. Hughes/Ed. We all do things we don't want to do.
Hide. PG-13. Envy and Ed. Tag, you're it.
Matters of State. Written for fma_7sins April Fool's Fic Challenge. Prompt: Havoc, Breda, Fuery - Office Work. PG-13 for Ed's potty mouth. The men get busy!
Blemish. Written for midnightbanshee, because she wanted it. PG-13. I have no good excuse so I'll blame her.
Fairy Tale. PG-13. Alter!Ling and Ed. Those who seek alchemical transformations and try to gather spiritual essences are like scholars who attain fame by studying diligently.
Lonely Hearts Club. R to NC-17 as story progresses. Scar/Ed. High School AU written for winning bidder in the Sweet Charity Auction. Ed and Al attend prestigious Arakawa Acadmey for the Advanced. Al wants to date, Ed has reservations. Can Mr. Scar help the brothers?
FMA KINKMEME Prompts
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Proficiency, PG. Havoc and Roy. This better not mess up his hair. Prompt: Havoc gets turned on by Roy's lack of proficiency with a gun.
Prowl, NC-17. Young Pinkao/Hoenhiem. She wants out of this town and she'll do who or whatever it takes. Prompt: Young!Pinako/Hoenhiem, she's a tigress.
Domesticity, NC-17. Roy/Ed. These are suppose to be the golden years. Prompt: Roy/Ed, Married Sex, Still good after all these years.
Good Clean Fun, PG-13. Ling/Ed. Bubblebath with pictures! Prompt:Ed's enjoying a nice bubble bath when the door flies open and Ling decides to join him. I went 5 on the comic strip! Now In Color.
Gullible, NC-17. Greed!Ed/Ling, AU. What can you be talked into? Prompt:I require Greed!Ed/Ling. (Or hell, Ling/Greed!Ed, if that's your thing.) If there's a prior relationship between Ed and Ling, awesome. If not, oh well. I don't care if the sex is rough or cute (SOMEHOW). I don't care if there's no sex and they just make out for a while. I don't care if they take over the world as we know it and then produce improbable alchemy babies or something. In fact, my only real requirement is that there is no non-con or dub-con.
Novel Sensations, PG. Ling wanders back into Ed and Al's life just after Al's restoration with his own band of merry men. Prompt: Ling and Al, indulge me. Written for fmakinky
Constant. R. Yaoi. RoyxAl. Fully restored and bored of his brother's life, Alphonse returns to Central to find his home.
Rocket Science. NC-17. AlfonsxEd. Yaoi. Alfons' mind was more in tune with how much thrust per square inch it would take to get 'x' amount of mass off the ground than how to show a potential lover how to kiss.
Rocket Science. NC-17. AlfonxEd. Yaoi. Just like the original Rocket Science in plot, but I rewrote 95% of Ed's dialogue.
Mean Streak. NC-17. AlfonsxEd. Yaoi. Sort of a sequel to Rocket Science. "You have a real mean streak," Edward panted. "You are a master of first impressions, everyone is so off guard and then you pounce, like a cat lying in wait."
Acceleration. NC-17.AlfonsxEd. Yaoi. Illo by hime1999. Other uses for a car. PWP all the way.
Imaginary Legacy. NC-17, NON-CON. AlfonsxEd. Yaoi. All he wanted to be was remembered when he died.
Feathers. NC-17, AlfonsxEd. Yaoi. Consenting adults. Someone from his past comes to put a new perspective on his future.
His Price. PG-13. AlfonsxEd. Yaoi. Snogging. Alfons is a sad, sad man.
Explosives. NC-17, Yaoi. They're both wound up so tight, somethings going to blow.
Make Believe. NC-17, Yaoi. When a Sin isn't a Sin.
That's What You Get. NC-17, Yaoi. Never trust royalty. 1 2 3 4
Semantics. G. Gen. Winry is a clever girl, she makes such interesting gadgets.
Spotlight. G. Yaoi. RoyxEd. He paid good money for that suit.
Contest Fic Prompts written in fma_fic_contest
Risk. G. Prompt was Gamble. 500 words or less. Roy makes a wager on the lives of others.
Assets. PG. Prompt was Genderswitch. Open Word Count. Girl!Ling and Ed. There are some features a girl should not be without.
Definitons. G. Prompt was Dialogue Only. 100 to 250 words. Roy and Ed duel semantics.
In the Doghouse, NC-17, Yaoi. How to get out of trouble, Mustang-Style. A collaboration with bob_fish that came from an RP comment thread on a daily post.
Entregarme. NC-17. Yaoi. A collaboration with bob_fish and a_big_apple. Welcome to the Central City Charity Dance-off. Where Roy sees an opportunity to take his relationship with Ed public via a classy tango, Ed sees an exciting new venue for brotherly oneupmanship. Will Ed invent breakdancing several decades too early? Will Roy's back survive the experience? How itchy can Riza's trigger finger possibly get? Join us for an epic tale of determination, sweat and very frilly shirts. Set in the Better Living Through Alchemy 'verse, which is a few years post-anime #1 and very, very AU on the ending. The song 'I Just Want To Make Love To You', is side B of Etta James’ famous single 'At Last'.
Major, major crack. What if Elrics, Mustangs, Hawkeyes, Hughes etc. were wild animals?
Life At The Dexter Center The thread that started it all for me. Zoofic was the brainchild of many people. I started writing it for fun, it soon grew to an Unhealthy Obsession.
Life At The Dexter Center 2 Pretty much Gen. Elrics as animals.
Life At The Dexter Center 3 More of the same crack. Crack!Yaoi. NC-17ish.
Caring. Crack!Yaoi. Beastiality. NC-17. LingxEd, MartaxEd 1 2
Back To Where You Once Belong. Crack!Yaoi. Beastiality. NC-17. 1 2
Once Somebody Loved. Collaboration with anax.
Crack! NC-17. Rape, kitten abuse. Lotsa warnings. A abused kitten is rescued, but how deep has the damage gone?
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Fundemental Things Apply Crack! Gen. Bridge to cryogenia's Icebane. (Go bug her for more)
Zoofic OT3 Crack!Yaoi. NC-17. A collaboration with velvet_mace A pet mustang and a pair of captive elrics.
They're Here. G. Ed and Al arrive.
Journey to the Center of the House. PG, language. Ed and Al meet the Plusies and Plastic Contingent.
Dude Wear. R, for Language. Ed gets new duds!
Not a Barbie World. R, Language and doll death. Life in plastic not so fantastic!
I Feel Pretty. PG. Don't make bets with Al.
Dream Date. R for Ed's potty mouth. Wonders are found in the attic and on ebay.
Insidious Trap. NC-17 for Plushie Smut. A gaggingly cute Envy plushie makes it's way into the house.
Attack of the 50ft Roy. R for Language. The Gate needs directions.
Finally. R for Language. Roy arrives, and oh yeah, Al, too.
Meet the Elrics. NC-17 Rated for doll positions. No joke. Roy moves in, oh and Al has loser friends.
Modes of Transportation. PG-13 rated for doll snogging. Ed has a motorcycle and Roy has safety issues.
Cat Utopia. The Als share one thing in common.
Special. Al certainly is.
Pillow Without A clue. A christmas-time Ling Pillow joins the gang.
Fic Graveyard (for my reference)
More as I write or find them...